I recently drove past a cow pasture and saw that the cows were gone and instead houses were being built in their place. A big sign proudly read:
‘Harrington Ridge’, Exclusive Acreage Estates!
I didn’t understand the name; there is no area around here with even a reference to Harrington! And it was a perfectly flat cow field, and there was no ridge! So, where did they get that name? And how could that land be considered exclusive? There wasn’t even one tree, any pond or river, just grass, and really small plain looking homes. Maybe it’s exclusive because they raked up the cow poop.
I started thinking of other developments and their names… There was ‘Apple Park’, which didn’t have a single apple tree anywhere. ‘Dolphin Springs’ condominiums - cheap, high rises on a main boulevard. No dolphins, and no springs!
Then there’s ‘Rolling Hills’. No hills!
‘Twin Lakes’. No lakes!
So realizing that the name of your neighborhood had not be factual but fancy sounding, I went into the office of my mobile home park and pointed out that it was named, ‘Windmill Manor’, and of course there wasn’t a Windmill.
“Well, what would you call it then?” The nice general manager lady asked me?
“I don’t know. Something fancy. Make people think were exclusive.”
“But were not exclusive. We’re just—”
“A bunch of big aluminum boxes!” I cut her off.
“I prefer prefabricated homes.”
“Yeah, but we need something great, something that will make people want to visit here like Thunder Canyon Estates!”
I glanced and notice that she’s looking at me weird.
“Well we do get a lot of thunder when it rains,” I said. “Ok, how ’bout, Emerald Falls!”
“Uh, there are no falls,” she said.
“Yeah, well there’s no windmill either.”
“I’ll tell you what. I will take it to the homeowner’s board and present your ideas.”
“Oh that would be great.”
“We’ll get back with you.”
“Tell them if they don’t like those names I have a bunch more.”
“That’s great, have a nice day” she said with a really big smile. Then her lovely assistant grabbed my arm and quickly escorted me out.
Well it’s been 3 weeks now and every time I ask she tells me they are considering my proposal. However, I am starting to think that she is lying to me and that they are not considering my ideas at all! Heck she might not have even told them! That’s what my girl thinks. Well, my names sure sound fancier than dumb old Windmill Manor!